FAQ
Why would I buy this?
To annoy your siblings, friends, or grandparents.
On second thought, giving this to your grandparents would just be mean.
Is this a good gift?
For the person gifting, yes.
Do you have normal gifts?
No. We are very consistent about that.
How many pieces are wrapped?
All of them. We counted.
What if someone gets mad?
That means it worked.